What would be the best lenses to buy for a new comer to photography?

Sorry if that sounded like a stupid question. I just figure before I go and buy a camera and discover I would need other kinds of lenses to get the feel or angle I want I figured I would buy the lenses first and then get the camera. I already know what kind of camera I might be getting its going to definitely be between these two. The Nikon D300, or the Canon EOS Rebel T3. I know I would like to take pictures that a very bright. I like photographs that has rich colors and just a warm to a slightly cool feel to them. I also like dynamic shots and very close focused shots as well, so I would like to practice these same type of shots myself once I get my camera. So what would your suggestions be?

Added (1). @ Dark room. Haha, yeah I worried it was going to sound stupid. But you don't learn if you don't ask questions. Thanks for your answer and I will jot this down as a reference. I have used photoshop before for other artistic purposes so this suggestion will help greatly.

Should I upgrade my Nikon D200?

I have the Nikon D200 with 85mm 1.8 Lens and I mostly shoot portraits. I've no money to go full-frame, but am considering a replacement such as D300, D7000. I don't mind other brands.I'm not brand-sensitive. Any ideas?

What do with eBay Camera Fraud?

Hi, I recently was trying to sell my Nikon D200 through eBay, and it sold, so I presumed, that someone legitimate bought it, and then I got a message from a man claiming that he wanted me to send this item to Nigeria, I've gotten this scam before so I know that it's a scam, and haven't done anything.
But can anyone give me a step by step explanation of what I need to do, it appears as if he has 'technically' put the money in my Paypal account, but from what I've read they get there money back by taking it out as soon as I send the item (claiming I misinformed them in some way), or claim that the item was damaged and get it back from Paypal.
Any suggestions on how I should approach this and what I should do so I'm not liable for anything? Sorry, this is stressing me out a lot! Thank's so much for your time.

Added (1). Actually I was wrong in my first assumption, there's no verification that he has put money into my paypal account, so I simply deleted the listing and reported him. Is there any way that I could still be liable though?

Would the paparazzi be able to get good quality pictures if they used cheap DSLR cameras?

When you see the paparazzi they always have "Top spec" cameras.Such as the Nikon D3s etc
If you gave them a cheap DSLR camera… Such as the Canon 1100d or the Nikon D3100 would they be able to get the same results

Added (1). They are only allowed to use the cameras built in flash.

Difference between a NIKON D300 and a NIKON D3, 000?

I love photography, and I plan on getting a really nice camera soon, and I've only ever had 200 dollar digital cameras, like a Sony Exilim, and things of that sort. I know a few people who own a Nikon and they are really good cameras from what I can see. I was wondering what the difference is between the numbers, like the D300 and the D3000, or even the D90. One of my friends told me the lower the number, the better quality it is, but he doesn't own one himself, so I was just wondering if that were true. I want a really good quality one, so please help me to understand what the difference is between the numbers!

Nikon cpature nx: can't load file?

I have experienced that those pictures I took with my Nikon D300 can't load onto Nikon capture nx.
How can I do to fix it?

Bought a Polaroid Flash for a Nikon D100? How can I connect it and make it work?

I Have a nikonD100 SLR, I bought a Polaroid Pro Slave Flash. I put the batteries inside the flash and mounted it to the camera, but the flash doesn't work and was wondering if it was the flash or do i need to do something on the camera menu to make the flash work on my camara?

Added (1). This is the flash i bought
http://cgi.ebay.com/...1e6427b925

Extra battery VS battery grip?

I'm going to be purchasing a Nikon D300s later this week and am unsure what is more worth it: buying an extra battery for the camera itself VS the a battery grip. The grip is more expensive, but would extend battery life.

Which is the smarter choice?

Nikon D1x vs D3000 as of picture quality?

Camera will be used for nature and Weddings

How to use interval timer setting on nikon d300s?

I know how to set it up, i got 'now', hit the right arrow key and set the interval time and then the number of shots but when i try to click 'ok' to start it it doesn't let me his ok, am i missing a step here? Like does certain settings have to be set in order for it to work? Like manual or something?