Is this flash compatible with my camera?

Targus TG-DL20C flash, my camera is a Nikon D3100. Will it work with my camera?

What brand 85mm lenses will fit my Nikon d5000?

I'm looking for an 85mm lens for my Nikon d5000. I know there are several brands out there that advertise lenses that will "fit" the d5000 but what they don't note is the lens won't auto focus or meter. For instance, any Nikon f-mount lens will fit the d5000 but if it doesn't have the same motor, it won't auto focus. I'm hoping someone can help since spending $1600 on a Nikon 85mm

Wireless trigger for camera and flash?

I have a Nikon D90 (soon to upgrade) and a SB900 speedlite. What wireless trigger do you recommend and why? Will it be suitable for studio lighting as well?

Shooting with ISO 1000, is this normal?

I shoot at ISO 1000 on my Nikon D7000. Pictures come out perfect on a nice day outside. Is this normal? Or is there another setting I should use and lower the ISO?

What would you buy if you had $3000?

Monetary value, yes I know.

But I'm getting $3000-4000 soon, and was just wondering what would you guys do with it? I have no debts at the moment. I'm basically washed with everything so this is basically leisure money.

I plan to get:

Macbook Pro 13 Inch
Apple Magic Mouse
Incase 13" Protective Sleeve Deluxe

Nikon D7000 Body Only
Nikon 35mm f/1.8G AF-S DX Lens
Nikon 55-200mm f/4-5.6G ED IF AF-S DX VR Lens
SanDisk Extreme - Flash Memory Card - 32GB - Class 10 - SDHC
Tamrac 3447 Rally 7 Camera/Laptop Bag (Black)
Nikon Rechargeable Li-ion Battery for Nikon D7000
Neewer Vertical Battery Grip for Nikon D7000
Opteka RC-2 Wireless Remote Control for Nikon D7000
Hakuba LH Camera Grip Hard Strap
Sunpak 620-020 Tripod
Rode VideoMic Directional Video Condenser Microphone w/Mount
Nikon SB-400 AF Speedlight Flash for Nikon Digital SLR Cameras
(2) Sigma DG 52mm Multi-Coated UV Filter for the 35mm Lens

What would you spend it on? I'll support if you say saving, saving is always nice and paying off credit card debts!

Why did the image get stretched?

I took a photo on my nikon d90 on auto of somebody. I was holding the camera vertically so as to get the whole person in the frame, but when i tried to turn the image around via my computer, it stretched the image and made them look bigger then they actually are. Why is that and is there a way to fix the problem. I also tried using a photo editing program to open the file and the same thing occurs. Any help would be appreciated.

Lens Recommendations for Nikon D7000?

I'm going to buy a Nikon D7000 soon, and i'm just wondering if any of you guys that have experience with cameras and photography can help me out. I have experience with cameras as well but I would like more opinions.

I'm planning to buy:

Nikon D7000 (Body Only, I feel I won't need the kit lens basing on what lens I'm buying)
Nikon 35mm f/1.8
Nikon 55-200mm f/4-5.6 VR
Nikon 18-55mm Kit Lens (Debating on this one)

Is this a good lens lineup for now until a certain period of time? I want a 10-24mm but too expensive. Plus i'm getting a laptop so I can't splurge on everything. Any feedback? Thanks!

Added (1). The 18-55mm kit lens I don't feel like buying, because i'll be overlapping.

Added (2). The Tokina 11-16mm looks nice, but these lenses I'm getting is just for starters. I know i'll be replacing the 55-200mm, but that's like 6 months away. The Tokina is too expensive since i'm already buying a laptop (Macbook Pro).

Added (3). I was buying the 18-55mm for the only reason that it's a good kit lens to start with. The kit lens that come with e D7000 is practically useless as the 18-55mm you can get more out of. "Knowing what I want" - I want what everyone wants, photo/video but I won't be doing portraits or landscapes as much.

What software is in the d3000 camera box?

I'm purchasing the D3000 camera soon and i heard that the software that it comes with is not compatible with windows 7 is this true? I really don't have the money to go above the D3000; also considering this is my first dslr camera i want to keep it simple and in the Nikon family. If the software really inst comparable does it even matter? I

Can you do super slow motion using a NIkon D5000 DSLR?

I have a Nikon D5000 DSLR and i would like to know if there's anyway of me taking a video of a balloon popping and the water staying in the same shape that the balloon was.
If there's how can i do it?

I bought a camera today and it won't turn on

It is a nikon D3100, i've charged the battery fully and followed the instructions to the book but as soon as i try to turn it on there's no response.