Where can I buy film for my Nikon D3?

Its said to have a 35mm film sensor. The nice salesman said it would take professional photos.

Added (1). @Jen

This is satire, not trolling.
Go along with it like the others.

Added (2). @Andy

Thank you for your expressing your subjective thoughts.

Funny!

Call nikon and ask for a local dealer for D3 film (should make their day as well!)

It is said to have a sensor that is the size of a 35 mm frame, 36 x 24 mm, NOT a 35 mm film sensor

It does NOT use film.

It can only take professional photos if there's a professional photographer using it.

You are probably referring to the Nikon D3s

Buy any 35mm film. Take a hammer to the back of your D3 and maybe a screwdriver. Pull out a section of film and try & wedge the canister in the back of the camera.

It may not shut properly so use some gaffer tape or electricians tape to seal it up at the back.

Not sure about how you wind the film on, but you'll definitely get professional looking photos!

"This is satire"

Hmm, certainly not good satire though.

Troll much?

EDIT: satire? Clearly you need a dictionary…