What should I name my camera?

I just got my Nikon D5100 about a week ago as my graduation gift from my parents. It is beautiful and I love it and it is my baby so I need a name for it. It's a boy.

P.S. No hate comments, i don't give 3 sh*ts if you think naming an object is weird, he is my baby.

Canon ^.^

Nick
or
Niko (nee koe)

Name it "baby of a foul mouthed brat"

Nikky (;

Honestly, do you think anyone really gives a sh*t what you call your… New little boy camera?
Call it Justin, Marmaduke, Horace, Saddam or whatever name you like… We DON'T CARE!

Just be very careful when it's time to christen your little boy… Because water and cameras just don't mix.

Boo-boo

Feeling the need to name a camera is one thing, asking what to call it is another.
Maybe you just want everyone to know you have a new camera?
Either way, we still don't care.

Oh please go away, just go away.

Congratulations on graduating from kindergarten! A camera is not a baby, it is a tool. But name it if you wish. You can call it Fred.

Word to the wise. Hostility is usually met with hostility.

What an idiot…

Edit: Actually a prize fool if you think a thumbs down makes any difference whatsoever…

Woah guys be nice