I want to ruin my camera battery.how do i do it?

I'm reposting this but in different terms

i HAD the nikon s3000 before my mom took it away it. And she is asking for the battery since i took pictures on the INTERNAL BATTERY… And i don't want her to see my photos with my friends(they arent bad… Its just my parents are old indian fashioned, u understand) … So if i show it to my teachers… They won't think its bad. Its just me and my guy-friend… Thats all…

anyway… I want to ruin my battery, so when i hand it over to her, my camera won't work because my battery doesn't work…

do you get my plan?

i'm not a bad girl, but they make me feel like i'm… Everyone thinks i'm an angel and i'm a good girl instead of my parents…

NOTE-
i only have the battery. My mom took away the camera! And the photos are on the internal memory of the camera! I didn't use a memory card!

so please help.

if i microwave the battery will it explode? Should i put it in hot water? I need my battery in piece! Not broken!

Drop it in water.
I do NOT recommend microwaving it.

Why not just through it in the nearest trash can.

Drop in in salty water, the high sodium will accelerate the oxidation of the wires. After a couple hours let it dry. The battery will look new, but will not work.

Why not let them see the pictures, if they get mad. Tell them that it is very hard to live an Indian culture in the US Ask them to remember why they came here, was it to stick to the old ways or to live a new life in a new land.

Being second generation Hispanic I also went through what you are going through. Talk calmly to them and you might be pleasantly surprised.