Oh dear god, I just bought a Nikon camera.any suggestions?

Suddenly I feel an overpowering feeling of awesomeness as I just purchased a Nikon camera from Wal-Mart. Can someone please tell me how to put the camera down, because every time I press the shutter button, I make a million dollar image and I'm selling them like hot cakes? I mean, it's amazing how I became a professional photog just by purchasing this camera! Insane!

Here's a suggestion… Get back on your meds.

"every time I press the shutter button, I make a million dollar image"… NICE! With putting the camera on continuous "burst" mode… You could take like 3, 000 shots a day and at $1, 000, 000 for each one… That's like elebenty-seven billion dollars a day. Congratulations!1!

You should've bought a Canon.
1.3 million dollars per image with them.

You think that's something, you should see my Nixon camera. My pictures look so much more profeshuanl then yours.

Didn't take your meds today did you.