How to use adobe programs to change my photograph?

I have a nikon L120. Its a great sharp camera but I want to make each picture look like it is a screenshot from a dark tim burtonesque movie. I don't want it to have that camera look about it but rather a movie screenshot with a gothic look about it.

You can't

Upload it to your computer and use picnik. Picnik is great because you can do anything because everything's free on it now!

The dodge and burn tools are excellent for that.