How to 'import' a video from my Nikon Camera to my iPod touch?

So, this is really urgent. My mom recorded an oxen pull at a Hamburg fair and we have to send it to the ASPCA. I also wrote the town hall a letter. Anyway, I would've recorded it with my iPod touch, but it had So MANY problems more than you could imagine in fact it wouldn't turn on if it did it would have this thing that was just like a waiting circle where the dots go round and round, but it never stops. Anyway, I wish I could: then it would be so much easier to tweet it or email it to the ASPCA. But since I couldn't and didn't, and we recorded it with my mom's Nikon camera, how would I upload the video from the camera to my iPod touch? I'll give more information because when I asked a question about how to do it from the camera to my laptop, somebody RUDELY told me that I needed more information. Anyway, my iPod touch is 4th generation, I THINK.

It would be too much hassle to do this… The best option is to throw away that piece of garbage iPod and never buy anything from Apple again… It SHOULD be easy to transfer the vid… Just connect your ipod to your computer, open itunes and then drag the vid file to your ipod on the left side of the screen under 'devices'… Again, this SHOULD work but apple is such garbage what works on mine might not work on yours… Good luck and BURN IN HELL STEVE JOBS!