Where can I buy a fish eye lens for my Nikon D5000?

Any cheap ones that are good?

There's no such thing as a good, cheap fish eye lens. Fish eye lenses are very difficult to manufacture, and are therefore quite expensive. They do make some that are like filters that screw onto the front of your regular camera lens, but they are all terrible quality and will cause heavy distortion in your images. A good fish eye lens for your camera will cost around $500 or more. If you don't have that much, I would advise you to rent one for the specific times you want to use it. They are not a lens that you will find yourself using a lot. Many people who purchase them end up putting them on the shelf for long periods of time between uses.

They usually have some but it's a website. Not sure if you mind shopping online.

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