How to upload pictures from camera to computer?

I just recently have gotten the new Nikon D3100 camera for Christmas. I wish to upload my pictures from my camera to my computer but it won't let me. I would usually just put my SD card into my computer but when I do it says error. I even tried a connection cord but it won't pick. Yes, I even updated all my software but to no avail.

Call Nikon

Did you read the manual?
Do what everyone else does.
Remove the memory card from the camera and insert it into a card reader.
Then using your computer skills, copy all the images on the card to your computer, to a new file folder named for the subject and date. This way you can later find them when you need them