How to set up wireless trigger for D700?

I've been searching, watching videos to no avail… I can't find anything for the D700.

I have the Nikon - http://www.amazon.com/...00007EDZG/

Can anyone tell me how to do this or a video that can help me?

Here you can find the user's manual.
https://support.nikonusa.com/...a_id/15979
Surprisingly, I don't think the ML-L3 works with the D700.
They recommend the ML-3, which is not the same as the ML-L3.
http://www.bhphotovideo.com/...nt=Y&det=y
The ML-3 has a ten-pin wired unit to connect to the camera, and a wireless unit to work with that unit.
It costs over 13 times as much, but the good news is that it is supposed to have about twice the range.

That IR remote is not designed for the D700 - it's for the entry level Nikons that have an IR receiver.

The D700 uses the standard 10pin remote in the higher spec models. You need to buy one of these. Nikon ones are pricy - I use a Hahnel remote for my D300.